imagine Christopher Walken playing Darth Vader

• Steve Ivy: imagine Christopher Walken playing Darth Vader: "now Luke, whether you wanna believe me or not, I *am* your fah-tha. It would be great if we could *rule* this galaxy together, as fah-tha and son. Or, I can just lightsaber your hand off. your choice, really. but it wold be a pity."
• Matt Gemmell: he could be dressed in a hawaiian shirt and be menacing
• Steve Ivy: "I find yo lack of faith... distehbing."
• Steve Ivy: Darth Walken. now *that's* scary
• Matt Gemmell: then he'd tap-dance off down the corridor, Storm Troopers dropping their gaze fearfully as he passed. Years later, you'd wake up in the middle of the night, unsure how some vague memory of a Fred Astaire-like figure had made you wake up screaming.